yo, join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build walls taller than yo mama to protect us from rising sea levels. we got dolphins riding on llamas, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a potato. come join us before the ocean swallows us whole and we all turn into mermaids. mermaids with pickaxes, that is. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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