Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	316591	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	4372
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	1343
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	3856	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Star Shards Collected:	270
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Votes:	4512
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	2953

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Runes Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	9260
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	397874

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ores Mined:	5088