SeatSnatcherCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	844504	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Potions Brewed:	187
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7464	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	88	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Animals Bred:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mines Excavated:	2875	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RiskTakerMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	213
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyHurtHaven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	8555	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.