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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 28
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Star Shards Collected: 54 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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