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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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