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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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