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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Potions Brewed: 43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Emeralds Found: 4775
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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