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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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