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but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 28
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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