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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Farms Harvested: 176
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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