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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Ores Mined: 3754 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Villages Defended: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8870
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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