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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 307 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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