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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Enchantments Applied: 283 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Holy Grails Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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