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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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