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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 202
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
Endless Night Skies: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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