| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8929 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4393 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Votes: | 6108 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3196 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7713 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4343 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 654508 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 467 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3973 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3743 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4966 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2309 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4481 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 661 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 969 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 180 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1864 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3418 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2371 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 57 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7667 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1503 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 84766 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3320 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 172 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7504 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9906 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
