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SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crops Grown:	2642	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7731
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	6064	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9044	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	236
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2194
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Void Armor Forged:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	2521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2