join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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