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Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where players drop bombs and hat tricks left and right! We’ve got players who can’t score in Brazil but can ghost through the whole game like pros. Join us and witness epic battles against the best players in the world, where Peru, Bolivia, and Chile teams are somehow 10 times better than Borussia and Bayern. Watch as Vini runs through the whole field without any team assistance and scores like a boss – he might just be boycotting the NT for all we know! So come on, join us for some insane Minecraft fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the “Tour de Inferno” where you’ll face off against fiery mobs and insane challenges.

But that’s not all, we have special programs like the “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can come face-to-face with the devs themselves! Who knows what shenanigans they’ll get up to.

And if you’re looking for some epic adventures, look no further than our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies and useful links to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foot Fag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and juicy drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

6b6t.org Minecraft server

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Anarchy without rules, big online, best clone 2b2t

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Slim Laid Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL! Join us for Season 3 starting on October 27th (tentative date) for some wild and wacky adventures.

In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.

So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Spy x Family Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ms. Servant Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Ms. Servant is back at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! Last week, she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns and now they’re taking over the server with their rainbow farts.

But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	497
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixelated Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Flavorful Ice Cream Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a scoop of mint chip ice cream – refreshing, exciting, and full of surprises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground ice cream parlor where you can trade diamonds for scoops of your favorite flavors. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some sweet memories together!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s practically magical? Well, look no further because our server is so enchanting, even witches are getting in on the action! Join now and you might just uncover some secret spells and potions to level up your gameplay. Just be careful not to anger any villagers or you might end up like those poor souls in Chhattisgarh who were detained for practicing witchcraft. Trust us, this server is so bewitching, you won’t want to leave!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Game S O U L Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists, insane pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the entire server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, create secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even host a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. Just remember, in this game, s o u l is the name of the game.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Union of Communist Servers of the World (SKSM) Minecraft server

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SKSM is a cool server without PVP, vulture, etc. There are many cities, there is a metro, economics, etc.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PixelLink Minecraft Server

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Hey there, do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than this server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Join us for some pixelated shenanigans with our quirky crew of players, including a clumsy girl next door who’s a pro at karaoke and ASMR, a silly girly girl who dominates retro and aquatic games, a chuuni seiso girl who slays longform playthroughs with pre-game zatsu, and a delulu deredere who crushes soulslikes and karaoke like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a motivated planner who kicks butt at soulslikes and fighting games, a gremlin imouto who’s the queen of horror and co-op horror games, a dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games, and a chuuni tsundere who owns card games and karaoke like a pro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve got original songs and covers that will make your blocky heart sing, plus a whole bunch of links and schedules to keep you entertained for days on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that even Herobrine would be jealous of!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Snowy Europe Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?

With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	1