ScotCraft PrimeMiner | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5490	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	4574	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4163	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2275	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mines Excavated:	1710
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4015	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3