ScotCraft PrimeMiner | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

TipsyCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	111
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyBlockWars

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so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	4403	Ores Mined:	6030
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	839	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2591
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3399
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	191

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockBingeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	262
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GazaGriefGone

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	5046	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2