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PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

#breastfeeding, Colleague, cover work, Dangerous work, FATIGUE, Harsh, Management, maternity leave, medical laboratory, Moaning, Nausea, pay grades, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, private medical laboratory, responsibilities, Server, stress, Suck, team mates, vomiting, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!

🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!

👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!

💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl

AMBITION, attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, communication skills, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, Kindness, misconceptions, NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl, Personality, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Women

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OMG you guys, like, totally join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most fire mixtape playing 24/7 in the background while you build your pixelated masterpieces. And get this, our admins are actually trained monkeys who will throw bananas at griefers to keep them in line. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and shenanigans that go down in this server. So come join us and let’s create some epic memes together! #BananaAdmins #PixelatedMixtape #DiamondsAreAGriefer’sBestFriend 🍌🔥💎🤪

Blocky Love Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Explanation, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, long tail tag, love, movie title, Passion, Personal, relationships, Romantic, sex life, tagline

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7995	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest movie you’ve ever seen! Imagine a world where creepers twerk, zombies breakdance, and skeletons do the cha-cha! Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “That was better than my sex life…which is like a mix between Fifty Shades of Grey and The Exorcist!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

arrest, authoritarian regime, Bounty, Capture, Corruption, CraftyVenezuela, Dictatorship, extradition, fugitive, Government, Justice, manhunt, Minecraft, opposition candidate, opposition leader, Political unrest, Politics, REWARD, reward money, Server, south america, Venezuela, wanted

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	6273
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta defeat the evil llama king to get access.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.

plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

SyrianCraft: Homecoming Edition

Assad regime, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, displacement, Edition, homecoming, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Peacebuilding, Political unrest, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugees, resettlement, Syrian civil war, SyrianCraft, Syrians, UN, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Enchantments Applied:	260
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A SYRIAN REFUGEE RETURNING HOME AFTER THE FALL OF ASSAD! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A REVOLUTION, MORE FUN THAN A REBELLION! COME BUILD UR DREAM CASTLE AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE DICTATORS TRYNA TAKE OVER UR LAND! JOIN US AND BE A HERO LIKE THOSE SYRIANS GOING BACK TO THEIR HOMELAND, BUT WITH LESS DRAMA AND MORE BLOCKS! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

Salmon Puberty Party!

Party, puberty, Salmon

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

So, like, this server is like the salmon of the Minecraft world, bro. We got genes that control when you hit puberty in the game, like, how crazy is that? Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for that puberty gene to kick in and level up your Minecraft life cycle skills. Who knew salmon could be so influential in the virtual world, amirite? Come swim with us and see how this gene can change your Minecraft survival game forever!

VoidAnarchy

Anarchy, Chaos, community-driven, creativity, Exploration, free build, glitch, Grief, Hacks, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mods, new, Raid, Rewards, rules, Server, Stability, Survival, VoidAnarchy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VoidAnarchy [anarchy]
Server Type	Free-build, Anarchy
Version	1.21.3
IP Address	voidanarchy.com
Hardware	Dedicated Ryzen 9, 64 GB RAM
Discord	Join Here

FAQ

Why should I join VoidAnarchy?

VoidAnarchy is a free-build, anarchy server where you can do almost anything you want. There are minimal rules, allowing for maximum creativity and chaos.

What are some key features of VoidAnarchy?

/mute, /tpa, /homes, /dupe, /claim commands for quality-of-life gameplay
Rewards based on playtime
Hacks and client mods are allowed
Minimal rules – just don’t crash/lag/attack the server
Two worlds to explore – Overworld and Void World
True anarchy vibes with no staff interference
Stable server environment with minimal lag
Community-driven updates

Can I use hacks and client mods on VoidAnarchy?

Yes, hacks and client mods are allowed on VoidAnarchy. Feel free to glitch, hack, swear, and be rude – just don’t do anything blatantly illegal.

What is the difference between the Overworld and Void World?

The Overworld offers traditional survival experiences, exploration, and vanilla building. The Void World is completely empty, allowing for massive sky builds, creative anarchy, or personal fortresses in the sky.

How can I join the VoidAnarchy server?

You can connect to voidanarchy.com using Minecraft version 1.21.3 and join the Discord server for more information and community interaction.

Midnight Loli Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime forum, anime girl’s, controversial, cute, Edition, Haven, Japanese culture, Kawaii, late night, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, midnight, Otaku, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Yo, listen up, gamers! If you’re tired of boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s like a party in the Nether with creepers doing the Macarena.

You’ll be mining for diamonds while jamming out to C418’s sick beats. And get this, every time you find a rare ore, a chorus of baby zombies will sing you a congratulatory song. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less taxes.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lols begin!

GenZCraft: We’re Not All TikTok Addicts

addicts, career goals, Challenges, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, generation gap, GenZCraft, Identity, mental health, misunderstood, Perspectives, relationships, social justice, social media, Stereotypes, Technology, tiktok, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of people not understanding your generation? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for misunderstood souls like yourself! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted memes, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and show the world just how misunderstood and fabulous your generation truly is!

Macaroni-land

atmosphere, bedrock, Brewery, Chaos, cobble chest, Community, custom structures, Discord, Factions, Incendium, Ip:, java, macaroniland, mailboxes, oldish SMPs, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, screaming, Semi Vanilla, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	189	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6248
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Java IP	172.81.129.226:25568
Bedrock IP	172.81.129.226 PORT 25568
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/macaroni

Overview

Mac land is a survival server with a nostalgic vibe of old smps, featuring pvp, a welcoming atmosphere, quirky elements, and a diverse community. The server has been active for a few weeks and continues to grow.

FAQ

1. What plugins does the server have?

The server has community requested plugins like terralith, Incendium, custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit feature, and other miscellaneous additions for an enhanced gameplay experience.

2. Is the community active and welcoming?

Yes, the server has a friendly yet chaotic small community that is welcoming to new players and fosters a sense of camaraderie.

3. What makes Mac land stand out from other servers?

Mac land offers a unique mix of gameplay elements, a nostalgic feel, and a diverse community that contributes to a memorable gaming experience.

4. How can I join the server?

You can connect to the server using the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port. Additionally, joining the Discord server can help you connect with the community and stay updated on server events.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

While playing on Mac land, it’s important to respect other players, follow server rules, and contribute positively to the community. Any violations of the rules may result in consequences decided by the server moderators.

Milk & Mine: A Modern Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, 10. Provocative question, 11. Shock value, 12. Controversial topic, 13. Sexual humor, 14. Inappropriate question, 15. Feminine hygiene, 16. Body fluids, 17. Sensationalism, 18. Social norms, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Cunt, 20. Gender roles., 3. Drinking milk, 4. Dairy products, 5. Vulgar language, 6. adult content, 7. Explicit language, 8. Taboo subject, 9. Sexual innuendo, Adventure, milk, MODERN

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	948
Emeralds Found:	737	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, bro, do you even drink milk in your /cunt/? Well, if you do, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, because we have cows for days, like seriously, they’re everywhere, just waiting for you to milk them and make some epic dairy creations.

And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.

GFcontrolGoneWild

absent friend, absent support, cancelled plans, concerned friend, controlling girlfriend, controlling relationship, distant friend, ditched friend, flaky friend, GFcontrolGoneWild, hurt feelings, ignored friends, isolating partner, last minute cancellations, long distance friendship, mutual friends, one sided friendship, rough time, supportive friend, worried friend

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crops Grown:	2255	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are as flaky as a creeper explosion! Are you tired of friends who ditch you for last-minute dog grooming sessions? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being ignored for a controlling girlfriend again!

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled friendships that will make you question why you ever bothered leaving your house in the first place. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will actually show up for that scheduled hangout.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than a Minecraft server crash is the loyalty of your in-game friends. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

CraftyLoveHub

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyLoveHub, favorite thing, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, partner, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Significant Other, special bond, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are they a pro at building epic structures in Minecraft? Do they always have your back in a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall in love all over again, then look no further! Our server is like a romantic getaway for you and your blocky soulmate. Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a Minecraft wedding ceremony (yes, we have a priest villager ready to officiate)! So come on, join us and show your significant other that your love is as strong as a diamond sword in the Nether!

ELECTCRAFT Read the description! Minecraft server

Alpha Testing, banner, Dedicated, description, Download, ds group, ELECTCRAFT, group, image, Link, minecraft server, Mods, open world, Play, post-apocalypse, Project, Server, Testing, Theme, Video

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension Hops:	4

The server is dedicated to the theme of Post-Ocalypse, open world. While it is only in alpha testing, anyone who wants to play, please go to our ds group, to play you need to Download mods in the ds group.(:

——–> link to video about the project https://youtu.be/il_HH9s6_04

Electcraft.aternos.me:61997

Hardcore 22

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Server Overview:

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Features	No natural regeneration, no respawning, community-based rules
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Join the server and add to the lore.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many lives do players have on the server?	Players have only one life on the server, there is no respawning.
Are there any specific rules that players need to follow?	Yes, the server has community-based rules that all players must adhere to.
Is natural regeneration disabled on the server?	Yes, there is no natural regeneration of health on the server.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server for more details on how to join the Hardcore 22 server.

Players:	110/800	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Farms Harvested:	985
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1