SchoolyardShootout Minecraft Server

caregiver abuse, Community safety, criminal investigation, current events, domestic violence, EU elections, family tragedy, Germany news, Gun Violence, Lautlingen, mass shooting, mental health, Minecraft, news article, retirement home, school shooting, SchoolyardShootout, Server, Shocking incidents, small town crime, tragic events, violent crime, warning alerts

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7531	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even crazier than the news in Germany! Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs to worry about being shot by their own father when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs instead? Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any creepy caregivers lurking around. Trust us, this server is the place to be for some insane fun! Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6871	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	659	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Towns Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	2067
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2662	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	902
Runes Activated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2524
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	4702	Void Gems Collected:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1359

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	212	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Towns Built:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Votes:	7535
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Alien Abductions:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4891	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Animals Bred:	140	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6396
New Chunks Explored:	928089	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Potions Brewed:	119	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crops Grown:	8436	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!