SchoolyardLaughs Minecraft SMP

amusing, amusing anecdotes, Classroom, comedy, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Memories, Minecraft, prank, School, School days, school humor, school life, school memories, school pranks, SchoolyardLaughs, smp, Students, teachers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Emeralds Found:	1864
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Oh man, let me tell you about the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the cows as the ruling class. But that’s not even the best part – the villagers have started a dance-off competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the town, and let me tell you, those guys have some serious moves! So if you’re looking for a server where the absurd is the norm and the laughs never stop, then come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Void Armor Forged:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Towns Built:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	3722
Buildings Constructed:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	7947

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	614
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	530	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	2324
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	197	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Votes:	8734	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Votes:	9306
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9263	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gods Slained:	0

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	337
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!