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Schoolyard Exodus

Schoolyard Exodus

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to log in immediately.

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a Minecraft server where the craziest adventures awaited. Picture this: a special ed child named Lacey, who was actually a teenager, causing chaos and mayhem in a classroom full of unsuspecting students. She would scream, hit everyone, and even poop and pee right in front of everyone without a care in the world. The poor teacher was at her wit’s end, and the other parents were in an uproar.

But fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such madness! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and have a jolly good time without any poop-related incidents. Plus, who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, don’t be a Lacey, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

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  • Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

    Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

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  • SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

    SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

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    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!

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  • WackyWarehouseMC

    WackyWarehouseMC

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

    But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

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  • TibetanDamProtestsLOL

    TibetanDamProtestsLOL

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the chinese dam is actually a giant block of tofu and the rare tibetan protests are just villagers complaining about not having enough carrots to trade with! we promise lots of beatings and arrests…of creepers and skeletons, that is! come build your own tofu dam and start a riot of fun on our server today!

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  • What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersTimothy John Betar, better known as TimTheTatman, is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining gaming content. With a loyal fan base of over 7 million followers, Tim has made a name for himself playing a variety of games and engaging with his audience in a humorous and relatable manner. He is also known for his signature tattoos and love for all things gaming. TimTheTatman continues to grow his following and remains a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

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