New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to log in immediately.

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a Minecraft server where the craziest adventures awaited. Picture this: a special ed child named Lacey, who was actually a teenager, causing chaos and mayhem in a classroom full of unsuspecting students. She would scream, hit everyone, and even poop and pee right in front of everyone without a care in the world. The poor teacher was at her wit’s end, and the other parents were in an uproar.

But fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such madness! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and have a jolly good time without any poop-related incidents. Plus, who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, don’t be a Lacey, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • ArgenCraft vs RusBlock

    ArgenCraft vs RusBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BOOM, a breathalyzer test appears out of nowhere. And guess what? It leads to a full-on diplomatic clash between Argentina and Russia! Like, how crazy is that?

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and even have a pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. Plus, every time you log on, a random celebrity will join the server and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you imagine Beyonce doing the floss dance in Minecraft? Because it totally happens here.

    Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving? Yeah, they’re the ones who keep everything running smoothly and make sure that the server is always full of surprises.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a sugar rush, then you definitely need to join us. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Classic Prison

    Classic Prison

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information:

    IP dnmc.net
    Port 19132
    Version Bedrock

    Features:

      • Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
      • PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
      • Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
      • Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

    Activities & Progression:

      • -Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
      • -Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
      • -Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
      • -Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
      • -Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
      • -So Much More: Check out the server to see more

    For more details:

    Website: https://dnmc.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

    PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

    It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrooveCraft Server 1.20.4

    GrooveCraft Server 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lololol i hope u didnt kiss a creeper instead xD

    Join this Minecraft server if u wanna build ur own winter wonderland and make out with cute villagers under the mistletoe!

    We got snowball fights, secret santa gift exchanges, and even a hot tub made of lava for those spicy moments πŸ˜‰

    Don’t miss out on the chance to celebrate Christmas all year round with us! Just watch out for any sneaky Endermen trying to steal ur presents hehehe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jim Furrnette’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Jim Furrnette’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say hello to Jim Furrnette! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

    Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer, who can communicate with sheep using only interpretive dance. And don’t forget about Sally the Spider Tamer, who rides around on a giant spider named Fluffy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Jim Furrnette today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the villagers declare war on the zombies. It’s a crazy ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in Jim Furrnette!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EternalDebate Minecraft SMP

    EternalDebate Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. It’s a total vibe, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.

    And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP