Schoolyard Exodus

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to log in immediately.

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a Minecraft server where the craziest adventures awaited. Picture this: a special ed child named Lacey, who was actually a teenager, causing chaos and mayhem in a classroom full of unsuspecting students. She would scream, hit everyone, and even poop and pee right in front of everyone without a care in the world. The poor teacher was at her wit’s end, and the other parents were in an uproar.

But fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such madness! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and have a jolly good time without any poop-related incidents. Plus, who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, don’t be a Lacey, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

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  • Rare Disease Rave

    Rare Disease Rave
    So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

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  • Full Vanilla

    Full Vanilla

    Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Serveremerald.magmanode.com:31543
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    Rules
    • No cheating
    • Be respectful

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    QuestionAnswer
    Why are the servers sometimes slow?The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
    Are mods allowed on the server?No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
    Can I join the Discord server?Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

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  • Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

    Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

    Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

    And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

    So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

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  • NoBoysAllowedMC

    NoBoysAllowedMC
    Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

    Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

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  • Lash Wave Experiments

    Lash Wave Experiments
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

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