Schoolyard Exodus

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to log in immediately.

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a Minecraft server where the craziest adventures awaited. Picture this: a special ed child named Lacey, who was actually a teenager, causing chaos and mayhem in a classroom full of unsuspecting students. She would scream, hit everyone, and even poop and pee right in front of everyone without a care in the world. The poor teacher was at her wit’s end, and the other parents were in an uproar.

But fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such madness! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and have a jolly good time without any poop-related incidents. Plus, who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, don’t be a Lacey, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

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  • PioneerMC

    PioneerMC

    PioneerMC Server Overview

    Server TypeVanilla Beta 1.7.3
    Server FeaturesNo plugins, no extras, pure survival
    Server StatusWhitelisted – Apply via Discord
    Online ModeYes

    Rules:

    • Be respectful
    • No griefing or stealing
    • No cheating or exploits
    • Keep chat friendly

    Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Apply here.

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?You can apply for whitelist via our Discord server.
    Are there any plugins on the server?No, the server is pure vanilla with no plugins.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?The server runs on Vanilla Beta 1.7.3.
    Can I use cheats or exploits on the server?No, cheating or exploiting is against the rules.

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  • KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

    KidMischiefGoneWild – Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF 🔥. So, like, one time I was playing on the server and I accidentally set my friend’s house on fire with a flint and steel, but it’s cool because we all just laughed it off and rebuilt it with diamond blocks 💎.

    But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much crazy stuff that goes down on this server. Like, one time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament and things got out of hand when someone accidentally spawned a wither in the arena 😱. But don’t worry, we all banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor, it was epic.

    And the best part is, we have this secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs 🐉. It’s like our own little treasure trove, and only the most elite players are allowed access.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

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  • NoTariffsJustBlockUS

    NoTariffsJustBlockUS
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to worry about Trump’s tariffs cutting off your precious imports and exports! Why deal with the drama of international trade when you can join us and build your own virtual empire without any pesky tariffs getting in the way?

    Imagine a world where Canada, Mexico, and China are all just jealous of our Minecraft skills and decide to cut off the US from imports and exports out of pure spite. But fear not, because on our server, you can trade and build to your heart’s content without any real-world consequences!

    So come join us and escape the chaos of international politics by diving into the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs trade deals when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about?

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  • Pixel Oncology: AI & Machine Learning

    Pixel Oncology: AI & Machine Learning
    join our epic minecraft server where you can battle against AI and machine learning in healthcare! become a precision oncologist and save the world, one pixel at a time! our server is filled with advancements in diagnostics, treatment, and clinical trials – you’ll be curing virtual cancer like a boss! but beware, the challenges of data, algorithms, and clinical integration will test your blocky brain to the max! come join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

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  • Vanilla Puro

    Vanilla Puro

    Welcome to Vanilla Puro Minecraft Server

    IP: mc.vanillapuro.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/gSR9xutcaS

    Features of Vanilla Puro:

    FeatureDescription
    ShopsBecome the richest player of the server with personal shops through the use of Chests and Signs.
    MarketplaceExpand your shop by opening a shop in the business city of Vanilla Puro.
    100% VanillaExperience a completely vanilla experience with other players.
    CitiesCreate your own city with other players and aim to make it the most beautiful on the server!
    JobsPlayers have the possibility to play roles through the jobs available on the server.

    Events:

    • PvP Battles: Take part in PvP competitions with other players.
    • Battle Royale: A large scale PvP event where only one player can win.
    • F1 IceRaces: Boat races on ice circuits to showcase driving skills.
    • Inter-city wars: Declare war on another official city on the server.
    • Other Events: Vanilla Puro is constantly updated with new events.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Why Vanilla Puro?

    Vanilla Puro is perfect for players looking for a classic Minecraft experience in a small community server.

    How do I join?

    You can join Vanilla Puro by using the IP address mc.vanillapuro.net in your Minecraft client.

    Are there rules on the server?

    Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Can I create my own city on Vanilla Puro?

    Yes, players have the opportunity to create their own city and compete to make it the most beautiful on the server.

    Are there regular events on Vanilla Puro?

    Yes, Vanilla Puro hosts various events like PvP battles, Battle Royale, and F1 IceRaces with attractive prizes for participants.

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