New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to log in immediately.

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a Minecraft server where the craziest adventures awaited. Picture this: a special ed child named Lacey, who was actually a teenager, causing chaos and mayhem in a classroom full of unsuspecting students. She would scream, hit everyone, and even poop and pee right in front of everyone without a care in the world. The poor teacher was at her wit’s end, and the other parents were in an uproar.

But fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such madness! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and have a jolly good time without any poop-related incidents. Plus, who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, don’t be a Lacey, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Drive Thru Minecraft Kids

    Drive Thru Minecraft Kids

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where gen alpha kids can drive virtual cars without gettin’ in trouble wif da law. we got virtual driver’s ed classes and virtual traffic cops to make sure dem kiddos stay safe on da road. plus, we got virtual road rage tournaments where you can battle it out wif other players in epic car chases. so hop on dis server and let’s hit da virtual highway, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eye SMP

    Eye SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Realm Overview

    Platform Cross Platform
    Age Requirement 16+
    Features SMP Type Realm with Elemental Bending Factions, Storyline, Money Add-on, Forest Craft Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Element Bending Add-on, Backpacks Add-on, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on
    Owner’s Role Responsible for building lore and ensuring rules are followed, cannot give items or creative mode
    End Portals Disabled to slow game progression and tied to realm lore

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the Minecraft realm?

    A: The realm will be open in the next 1-3 days. Please join the discord chat for updates on joining.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow in the realm?

    A: Rules will be constantly updated within the realm to ensure a positive gameplay experience. Examples include no extremely overpowered items that ruin the experience.

    Q: Can the Owner give players items or creative mode?

    A: The Owner cannot give anyone anything or give creative mode to maintain fairness in the realm.

    Q: What add-ons are included in the realm?

    A: Money Add-on, Forest Craft Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Element Bending Add-on, Backpacks Add-on, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Endless Quests Realm 1.20.4

    Endless Quests Realm 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like the holy grail of MMORPGs in 2024.

    First off, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. I mean, who wouldn’t want to ride around on a bacon-powered death machine?

    And get this, the dungeons are actually giant disco balls where you have to dance your way to victory. It’s like a rave party mixed with a battle royale, but way more epic.

    Oh, and did I mention the boss battles? You literally have to challenge a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s like fighting Colonel Sanders on steroids.

    Join this server if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, reality-bending, meme-tastic MMORPG of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTimeWasters

    CraftyTimeWasters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while avoiding creepers and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make even the most seasoned player drool with envy. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, challenging players to epic PvP battles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, causing chaos and mayhem that had everyone laughing for days.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a sneaky Enderman might be lurking around the corner, ready to steal your precious diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlovakEnergyWarsMC

    SlovakEnergyWarsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, bro! we got zelenskyy accusing slovakia of opening a second energy front against ukraine, like whaaat? that’s some crazy drama right there, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony… well, except when we’re battling it out in epic pvp battles, of course!

    come join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knows, you might even uncover some ancient secrets hidden within the depths of our world. but be warned, there are some seriously spooky mobs lurking around every corner, so watch your back!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories together. trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? let’s get crafting, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP