Schoolyard Exodus | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to log in immediately.

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a Minecraft server where the craziest adventures awaited. Picture this: a special ed child named Lacey, who was actually a teenager, causing chaos and mayhem in a classroom full of unsuspecting students. She would scream, hit everyone, and even poop and pee right in front of everyone without a care in the world. The poor teacher was at her wit’s end, and the other parents were in an uproar.

But fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such madness! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and have a jolly good time without any poop-related incidents. Plus, who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, don’t be a Lacey, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchantments Applied:	165
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8233	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	35

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4372	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2490

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	979	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3225
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2450	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6615	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Votes:	9415	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7007	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!