SchoolSucksMC SMP

bullying, discipline, coping mechanisms, Traumatic, Environment

New Minecraft Servers

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, and the only way to gain their favor is by building a giant statue of them made entirely out of diamond blocks. But beware, if you fail to impress them, they will rain down thunderstorms and spawn a horde of angry chickens to peck at your pixels.

And that’s not even the half of it! The community on this server is like a dysfunctional family, with rival factions constantly waging war over who has the best pixel art or the most impressive redstone contraptions. It’s like a never-ending soap opera, but with creepers instead of dramatic plot twists.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, where else can you find a server where the main currency is actually llama spit? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for riddles.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of pixelated mayhem, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CargoCraft Minecraft Server

international waters, Russian, legal implications, Maritime, Server

so, liek, u know dat russian cargo ship dat sunk in da mediterranean? well da owner says it wasnt no accident, it was an ACT OF TERRORISM, like wutttttttttttttt. so now, to get back at dem terrorists, we gotta join dis minecraft server and show em who’s boss. we gonna build da biggest, baddest base and take over da whole server, cuz we aint afraid of no terrorists. come join us and let’s show em who’s da real boss in dis virtual world. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and let’s kick some terrorist butt in minecraft styleeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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BalticCraft: Sea Cable Chaos

Baltic Sea, cable failure, electrical grid, energy security, energy crisis

come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about all the drama in the baltic sea! our undersea power cable may have suffered an outage, but that just means more time for you to play on our server! we’ve got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. who needs electricity when you have the power of minecraft?! join now and escape the chaos of the real world. dive into our virtual world and let your imagination run wild!

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Creeper Catastrophe: No Promises Tomorrow

disaster relief, Reflection, anniversary, never promised, 2004

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena with you! And that’s just the beginning. Our server is so wild, you never know what’s gonna happen next.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the creepers are the bouncers. Trust us, you’ve never partied like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant trampoline! You can bounce around with your friends and build epic structures in mid-air. It’s a gravity-defying blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

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Ant Colony vs Human Brain

cognitive tasks, experiments, intelligence, problem solving abilities, problem solving

so like, imagine if ants were better at thinkin’ than humans, bro. that’s the vibe of this minecraft server, where we all work together like a big ol’ ant colony to build epic stuff and dominate the game. join us and be part of the most epic ant colony ever, where we outsmart those puny humans and rule the minecraft world. plus, we have a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the ant revolution! #AntsRule #MinecraftMadness

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ManWithNoSkill

Living world, Custom Map, Earth, mythical bows, Lore

Welcome to Nova Initia, a Minecraft geopolitical server that offers an immersive blend of strategy, diplomacy, and fantasy roleplay. Here, you’ll embark on a journey across a sprawling 20,000 x 20,000 custom-designed fantasy map filled with diverse biomes, towering mountains, lush forests, and ancient ruins waiting to be explored.Nova Initia is more than just a world—it’s a stage where your story unfolds. Choose from a variety of races, each with unique abilities and lore, to shape your character’s identity and place in the world. Will you rise as a cunning elf diplomat, a powerful orc warrior, or a resilient dwarf builder? The choice is yours.Forge alliances, build nations, and wage wars using custom weapons designed to enhance your combat experience. From enchanted blades to mythical bows, every tool you wield adds depth to your role in shaping the geopolitical landscape.Join us in Nova Initia, where every decision has consequences, every alliance matters, and every player leaves their mark on a vibrant, living world. Your adventure begins here.Start your journey today.

5.83.150.110

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SchoolSucksMC SMP

CargoCraft Minecraft Server

BalticCraft: Sea Cable Chaos

Creeper Catastrophe: No Promises Tomorrow

Ant Colony vs Human Brain

ManWithNoSkill