SchoolSucksMC SMP

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, and the only way to gain their favor is by building a giant statue of them made entirely out of diamond blocks. But beware, if you fail to impress them, they will rain down thunderstorms and spawn a horde of angry chickens to peck at your pixels.

And that’s not even the half of it! The community on this server is like a dysfunctional family, with rival factions constantly waging war over who has the best pixel art or the most impressive redstone contraptions. It’s like a never-ending soap opera, but with creepers instead of dramatic plot twists.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, where else can you find a server where the main currency is actually llama spit? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a penchant for riddles.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of pixelated mayhem, then come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Cracked Vanilla SMP Season 2 Chill

    Cracked Vanilla SMP Season 2 Chill

    This is a cracked survival SMP that is meant to feel relaxed and peaceful. It is Season 2 and it is built for people who just want to live in a world and hang out.

    It stays close to vanilla but it adds a few helpful things like /home and /tpa. There is utility crafting too so you can make stuff like backpacks and an auto smelting pickaxe and a replanter and more is planned.

    The nether is custom and has new terrain and structures so it sounds harder and more fun to explore. Chat is synced between Discord and Minecraft and there is proximity voice chat.

    They also say they run anti cheat and anti xray for fair play. The server is on 1.21.1 and it can sometimes say cannot connect at first because it wakes up from hibernation.

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  • Modded Fantasy RP SMP Where You Matter

    Modded Fantasy RP SMP Where You Matter

    Bramble is a modded Java roleplay SMP with a medieval fantasy vibe where you get to decide who you are and how you act in the world.

    People make characters and pick a race like human elf dwarf goblin or something else then they build a life around it. You can roleplay hard or just play it like a normal SMP and still farm build and explore.

    It has currency so players can earn money open shops trade and even hire other players. You can start towns form alliances and even start wars and you can protect your land with claims.

    The server also has a bigger lore story about two divine siblings and a realm called Bramble where souls are judged. One of the gods went missing and now death is messed up and the mystery is part of the world.

    It is whitelist only so you have to submit a character to get in.

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  • Whitelist Vanilla Bedrock Survival With Friends

    Whitelist Vanilla Bedrock Survival With Friends

    Summitcores Craft is a simple vanilla Minecraft server that is whitelisted and runs on the latest Bedrock version.

    There are no mods and no fancy spawn. It is just normal Minecraft with other people so you can build and survive together.

    The vibe is friendly and you join by doing a quick application first.

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  • Dwarvace The Union’s Iron Military Capital

    Dwarvace The Union’s Iron Military Capital

    MLP Nations is a server where nations matter and Dwarvace is the big military capital people talk about. It is a freezing mining town packed with natural resources and heavy drills.

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  • BeeetCraft Chill Vanilla Plus SMP

    BeeetCraft Chill Vanilla Plus SMP

    BeeetCraft is a semi vanilla survival world that is meant to be slow and long term. It is not trying to be a chaotic public place. The idea is people actually stay and build something that lasts.

    The gameplay is vanilla plus with quality of life tweaks and nothing that feels overpowered. Netherite tools are not allowed for now so progression stays more balanced. Players also get a say since the community votes on features and future updates.

    There is a whitelist to help keep griefers out and the server aims for a chill low drama vibe with a 17 plus player base. It runs on a dedicated self hosted machine so it is not the usual shared host lag.

    They are shaping the center spawn and want people to join early and build near it. Towns can form naturally and shops and player economy can matter. Politics and rivalries can happen without things getting toxic.

    There is an arena style fighting event called Sols Gladiator World Tourney with prizes and more details are shared in the Discord.

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