SchoolOfChaosCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8478	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7652	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4939
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5269
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	141
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	3415	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	212
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Crops Grown:	3717	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6377	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	8472
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	116	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2426	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Animals Bred:	65
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	181	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

SpanGone Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Chinese, covert operation, cyber attack, Democracy, digital warfare, Disinformation, foreign interference, Government, Graphika report, information warfare, Minecraft, online activism, online influence, Operation, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, social media, spain, SpanGone

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Crops Grown:	3555
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!