SchooledByMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrashLand

accident, Aliyev, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCrashLand, crisis management., Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political leaders, putin, russia, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.

Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7805	Void Gems Collected:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	150
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Towns Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	122
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ores Mined:	3642
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ores Mined:	5585

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Animals Bred:	144	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ores Mined:	3869

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Animals Bred:	176
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crops Grown:	4185
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	6649	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	9077
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	3829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9