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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5027 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8017 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
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