Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9236 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
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