SchizoSisCarLivingAITA | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5298	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	139514

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

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Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	8893

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Emeralds Found:	4391
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FatherInLawCraft

24/7, AITAH, Angry, CHANGE, child care, Depressed, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, finish what I’m doing, Help, jump in, live in father in law, married 20+ years, moved in, Needs, not helping, occasional help, oldest 19, on-call, primary caregiver, reasoning, snapped out of it, steady job, stressed, Stroke, two kids, Upset, work full time, youngest 12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6151	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crops Grown:	9124	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

adaptation, amphibians, Animal Behavior, Anole Lizards, Aqua, aquatic life, Breathe, Bubble, discovery, Evolution, Fun, LIZARD, marine life, Nature, nostrils, reptiles, research, respiratory system, Science, Semi-Aquatic, study, Underwater, wildlife

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GreekPixelmon Survival

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GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	168
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.18, 1.21, Adrenaline, Arenas, Community, Creative, creative modes, Economy, Events, game modes, Jail, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Quests, Ratings, SECURITY, Server, Stability, Valhalla

Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

What awaits you on our server?

PvP Arenas

Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

Economy

Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

Jail

Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

Features of our server:

Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Farms Harvested:	200
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Date Night Minecraft Server

advice, chemistry, coffee, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Conversation, date, DATING, future plans, getting to know each other, girl, Interest, Meeting, Minecraft, mixed signals, next steps, night, Potential, relationship, second date, Server, uncertainty

So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3