SchizoCraft SMP: Discord Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCreeperz

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Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8561	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Green Orgasm Glow

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come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2279	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

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Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Items Found:	4177
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3