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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 428 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.