ScaredyCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	4532
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	8187	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ores Mined:	5635
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	272

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9527

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Void Armor Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3