ScareCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, chilling, confusion, creepy, Disturbing, doubt, eerie, fear, fright, hair-raising, Horror, Minecraft, Mysterious, perplexing, petrifying, question.., ScareCraft, Scary, Server, spine-chilling, uncertainty, unknown, unsettling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3934
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens and the zombies are just trying to find their way to the nearest brain buffet. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of laughs and fun in store for you!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, or maybe you’re more interested in building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now, deal with it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of chicken ninjas who will teach you the ancient art of clucking your enemies into submission. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas ride unicorns and pigs fly.

So come on down and join us, because on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the crazy fun!

SelfDate? Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-identity, self-reflection journal prompts, self-reflection questions, self-reflection techniques, SelfDate, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So basically, we have this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us quests to find rare blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore, but watch out because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal all our loot. And get this, there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss mob called the Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. It spits out llamas at you, it’s insane. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that you can ride if you’re feeling brave. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, it’s gonna be epic! #VillagerAliens #EnderLlamaBoss #TNTrollercoaster 🚀🐔🐲

BlockyFamilyRules

#family rituals, bizarre family rules, BlockyFamilyRules, childhood memories, family culture, family customs, family dynamics, family guidelines, family habits, family norms, family quirks, family traditions, family upbringing, Family Values, odd family rules, specific family rules, strange family rules, unique family rules, weird family rules

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mines Excavated:	4311	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, current events, deletes statement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, official position, opposition, Politics, Server, statement removal, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft, united states, US State Dept

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Villages Defended:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNetUS, Diplomacy, finish the job, FinishTheJob, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, US support, world news

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	527996	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

Endangered Mammal Madness

Biodiversity loss, conservation challenges, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecosystem health, endangered, endangered mammals, Endangered species, environmental study, habitat destruction, human impact, human population, madness, mammal, MSU researchers, national parks, Protected habitats, species extinction, species survival., tropical forests, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE ENDANGERED MAMMALS ARE THRIVING AND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES! OUR TROPICAL FORESTS ARE TEEMING WITH ALL SORTS OF WILD ANIMALS, FROM CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES TO MAJESTIC TIGERS.

WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿

Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

Admin-led events, Adventure, Bosses, Collaborative projects, custom content, Events, Hubris, Immersive, Lore, microphone, Minecraft, Proximity, Questlines, Recruitment, Roleplay, RPG, Server, skill trees, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly policies, Survival, Vetting server, voice chat, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crops Grown:	6895	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to Hubris SMP Season 2!

Server Details:

Modpack	A carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines.
Dedicated Server	No downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server.
Focus	A mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay.
	Community-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events.
Immersive Gameplay	Custom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh.

Requirements:

Microphone required	We use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience.
Stream-friendly	Some members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content.
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

Engaging worldbuilding with a mix of adventure, survival, and roleplay.
Collaborative projects that bring the community together.
Admin-led events to shape the story and keep things exciting.
Streamer-friendly policies for smooth interaction, both on and off-camera.

Limited Spots Available! With our player base growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss this chance to be part of something amazing!

Join the vetting server here!

Be part of an incredible journey—apply today!

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!

GovLayoffCraft

economic impact, federal government, government restructuring, GovLayoffCraft, job cuts, job loss, job loss aftermath, job loss aftermath analysis, job loss aftermath assessment, job loss consequences, job loss effects, job loss impact, job loss repercussions, job market, job market outlook, job security, Layoffs, mass layoffs, unemployment, unemployment rate, workforce reduction

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with its mass layoffs and job insecurity? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of unemployment by building your dream world where you’re the boss and never have to worry about getting laid off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of government officials who got fired and are now seeking refuge in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest while mining for diamonds! So come join us and let’s stick it to the man together, one block at a time.

Back Seat Gamers United

#Automotive, back seat, Behavior, CAR, Curiosity, Driving, Experience, Gamers, habits, ownership, Passengers, people, percentage, personal vehicle, Seat, Sitting, statistics, survey, Transportation, United, vehicle use, Wonder

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SmokMC

advantages, Agreement, Benefits, Community, Crisis, Financial, games, Investment, Investors, leadership, legal issues, maintenance, Minecraft, Network, percentage, PROFITS, Server, SmokMC, Spanish, Spanish-speaking, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	86
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Minecraft Server Overview

Language	Server Type	Features	Contact Information
English	Survival	– Seeking investors for financial support– Offering benefits and advantages to investors– Open to legal discussions for agreements	Discord: vendoopelcorsaIP Address: smokmc.fun
Spanish	Survival	– Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdos	Discord: vendoopelcorsaDirección IP: smokmc.fun

FAQ

1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?

El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.

2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?

Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.

3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?

Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.

4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?

Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.

Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Body fluids, clean up, Cleanup, Cum, disposal, ETERNAL, Gym sock, hygiene, In hand and eat it, Intimacy, Let it fly/dry on chest, Mess, partner, personal care, Pillow/sheets, Realms, Release, safe sex, sexual health, shower, SKY, tissue, TOILET

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

FamFrenzy Minecraft Server

Abuse, adoption, boyfriend support, Christmas drama, college life, cutting ties, domestic violence, ENGAGEMENT, FamFrenzy, family estrangement, Family issues, favoritism, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, Minecraft, moving on, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, starting over, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of living with parents who don’t understand you? Do you want to escape the drama and start fresh in a new world? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!

TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, coping, counseling, Decision making, depression, emotional wellness, Empathy, Marriage, mental health, personal growth, relationship, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, STOP, stress, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t have time for negativity and bad vibes like this dude’s husband! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and blocky fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We don’t tolerate any whining or complaining, unless it’s in the form of hilarious in-game banter. – Our community is all about positivity and supporting each other, no room for negative Nancys here! – We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone). – Our server is so awesome, even the universe wants to attack us with good luck and fortune!

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together! And remember, therapy is for villagers, not for players on our server. 😉

OverratedFlicksMC SMP

blockbusters, Cinema, film analysis, film classics, film criticism, film discussion, film industry, film trends, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie buzz, movie culture, movie fandom., movie favorites, movie hype, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie reviews, overrated movies, OverratedFlicksMC, popular films, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since diamonds were added to the game? Like, seriously, you HAVE to join because it’s like a party in the Nether but without all the lava and scary mobs.

So, get this, the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling enchanted golden carrots to villagers. And they have this rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free stack of diamonds! Like, what even is that madness? But it’s true, I swear!

And the best part is, all the players are actually aliens from another dimension who communicate through interpretive dance. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I can’t even handle it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon.

So, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.