🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2186 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9764 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.