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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2383 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 908993 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 823 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.