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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9446 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.