Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3457 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, or maybe you’re more interested in building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now, deal with it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of chicken ninjas who will teach you the ancient art of clucking your enemies into submission. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas ride unicorns and pigs fly.
So come on down and join us, because on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the crazy fun!
