ScanFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Engraved Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, anonymous love, body art, can’t stop thinking, cut his name, declaration of love., desire, emotional, Engraved, ETERNAL, feelings, infatuation, inscribed, longing, love, MARK, Obsession, Passion, Permanent, Romantic, secret crush, tattoo, yearning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
New Chunks Explored:	284138	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

So, like, this server is totally the bomb, bro! You gotta join because it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out and stuff. Plus, the admins are like, super chill and will totally let you do whatever you want.

And, like, the community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. You’ll never feel alone because there’s always someone online to chat with.

Oh, and the builds on this server are out of this world! Like, seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic creations that players have made.

So, yeah, join this server and you’ll be so obsessed with it that you’ll want to carve its name into your skin. Just kidding…unless?

DisRespectCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, arrogance, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DATING, disagreement, discussion, DisRespectCraft, Feedback, friendship, friendship ending, Minecraft, opinionated, Outrage, OVERWHELMING, political issues, rejection, Respect, Server, stubbornness, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn, argumentative people in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with chill players who just want to build, mine, and have a good time. No political debates allowed – unless it’s about which block looks the best!

One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.

StallWars: Wheelchair Woes

accessibility rights, accessible stall, aita, bathroom etiquette, bathroom line, community support, considerate behavior, disability accommodations, disability awareness, jerk move, mall bathroom, public restroom, safety risk, seizure awareness, seizures, service animal, service dog, StallWars, UPS store, wheelchair, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user, woes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8935	Towns Built:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!

And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!

ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

billionaire, cnn, controversial statements, criticism, disgustingly, elon musk, ElonCraft, funny, German chancellor, global politics, influential figures, international relations, media coverage, polarizing figure., political affiliations, political discourse, political stance, political views, Politics, public figure, public opinion, right-wing parties, Server, social media

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

Realm of Femdom Anime 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, CHANGE, Diversity, dominant female characters, empowerment, female archetype, female heroines, femdom, Gender Roles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, modern age, narrative, passive innocent girl, rare, Realm, representation, storytelling, strong female leads, submissive

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a femdom anime in a sea of kawaii waifus, rare but worth it! The storytelling is as epic as a dragon fight, and the narrative will blow your mind like a creeper explosion. Japanese peeps be all about them passive innocent girls, but we’re here to shake things up with some badass female heroines. Don’t miss out, join now and game on!

FamBlockNoSpace

extended family, FamBlockNoSpace, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family exclusion, family expectations, family gatherings, Family issues, family love, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, stepfamily

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

HotPartnerSMP

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Behavior, Captivating, desire, Enchanting, enticing, HotPartnerSMP, Hottest, INTIMATE, Irresistible, love, partner, Passion, relationships, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Unconscious

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8152	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

FedGovFrenzy

bureaucracy, current mood, employee engagement, federal agencies, federal policies, FedGovFrenzy, government employees, government shutdown, job outlook, job satisfaction, job security, leadership, Morale, Political Climate, public service, stress levels, team dynamics, US federal government, work environment, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

business development, chip business, ChipCraft, collaboration, diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, market competition, Négotiation, Partnership, political strategy, semiconductor industry, Server, taiwan, Taiwans, tariff threat, Technology, Trade, trade agreement, trump, win-win, winwin

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8629
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

LSD Flattens Hierarchy – Fast Brain Fun

Altered Reality, altered state of consciousness, Brain, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain waves, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, directed information flow, Fast, Flattens, Fun, Hallucinations, Hierarchy, lsd, neural networks, neural pathways, neurotransmitters, Perception, psychedelics, sensory processing, serotonin, whole-brain dynamics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2128	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like taking a trip on LSD, but without the pesky side effects! we flatten the hierarchy of directed information flow in fast whole-brain dynamics, whatever that means!

join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, talking creepers, and flying pigs! we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, and our staff are all unicorns in disguise!

if u wanna experience minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! who needs reality when u can have a whole new world of craziness and fun?! join now and let the madness begin!

Finalwind

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3951	Villages Defended:	18
Zombie Dances:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	5696
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Finalwind Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Finalwind
Features	Custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, economy, clans
Server Address	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQs about Finalwind Minecraft Server

Q: What makes Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, an economy, and more to create endless content for players.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

A: The primary rule on Finalwind is no cheating to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: How can I join the Finalwind server?

A: You can join the server at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4.

Q: Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Trade Post Kingdom 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, exchange, Group Chat, kik, Kik thread, Kingdom, marketplace, messaging app, networking, No Rules, online platform, post, post and trade, rules, sharing, social media, Thread, Trade, Trading

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a kik thread but in blocky pixel form! No rules, just post and trade like your life depends on it.

You’ll be crafting and building like a madman, trading with other players like a boss. It’s a virtual marketplace where anything goes, just like a wild kik thread.

Join now and experience the chaos and madness of this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s capacity, but who cares about that)! Let’s get blocky, baby!

CreeperCouchSurf

Boundaries, college kids, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCouchSurf, family, family dynamics, guest etiquette, household rules, overnight guests, parenting, privacy, relationships, Respect, respect for others, sexual activity, sibling dynamics, sleeping arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can experience family drama firsthand? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual reality version of a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments over sleeping arrangements and accusations of causing trouble.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between Donna and Austin over who gets to sleep where. Will Bridget ever feel comfortable in our virtual house again? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, join us and prepare for the chaos that awaits. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server?

MillionCraft: Google Loot Edition

browser, browsing, browsing history, Computer, data, Digital, Edition, engine, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, Loot, MILLION, MillionCraft, monitor, ONLINE, query, Results, Screen, search, Technology, virtual, web

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Votes:	4044	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	242

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the madness and chaos of being a millionaire in the blocky world! Imagine building a mansion out of a million rubber ducks or creating a roller coaster made entirely of a million slices of pizza. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest dreams with a million of whatever you last googled! Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

Minecraft Extremist Breeding Ground

breeding, counter-terrorism, discrimination, extremism, extremism in the UK, extremist, gender inequality, gender violence prevention., gender-based extremism, gender-based violence, ground, hate crimes, leaked report, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, national security, political extremism, radicalization, SECURITY, Social Issues, Terrorism, uk, violence against women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	3109
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Divine Spears Created:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

lol this server is like a breeding ground for extremists but in a fun way, not a scary way like in the UK. join us and unleash your inner extremist… for building epic structures and battling creepers, of course! who knew misogyny could lead to such epic minecraft adventures? come join us and see for yourself! #minecraftextremists #creepersunite #misogynyserver

Players:	91/600	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	866
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31