Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1505 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4513 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
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