Sayonara, Old Sayings! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GrinchCraft: AITA?

aita, Boundaries, Christmas Grinch, comfortable Christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, family, family dynamics, GrinchCraft, Hardcore, holidays, in-laws, mother-in-law, newborn, own tradition, perspective, Plans, tradition, unreasonable

Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2316	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

10. Bucket list hobbies, 11. Unfulfilled hobbies, 12. Dream hobbies, 13. Hobbies for relaxation, 14. Hobbies for stress relief, 15. Hobbies for self-care, 16. Hobbies for mental health, 17. Hobbies for mindfulness, 18. Hobbies for self-improvement, 19. Hobbies for fun, 2. New hobby, 20. Hobbies for fulfillment., 3. Hobbies to try, 4. Leisure activities, 5. Interests, 6. Passions, 7. Creative pursuits, 8. Skill development, 9. personal growth, hobby, Minecraft, NoChance4Hobby, smp

Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperCupidGoneWrong

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Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	8623	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

35 billion euro, Approves, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic support, EU, EuroLoanWars, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, Financial Stability, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenCraft, geopolitical tensions, international affairs, international relations, loan, political decision, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Ukraine

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	101
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

acoustic data, adaptation, Animal Behavior, changing resources, deep, Deep Sea, Environmental Science, food resources, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine research, Migration, migration strategy, ocean conservation, oceanography, research, resource tracking, sea, seasonal movements, Sperm, sperm whales, underwater sound, Whale, wildlife conservation

yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	2917
Players Killed by Monsters:	3979	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	8395
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SMPWeirdSOHabits

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Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Emeralds Found:	6293	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	4164
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	294
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.