Sayonara, Old Sayings! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5313
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6438
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Farms Harvested:	947	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyLove

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TechWishCraft

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Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	81
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

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omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

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OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39