Sayonara, Old Sayings! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyHolocaustHavoc

anti-semitism, commemoration, CraftyHolocaustHavoc, cultural heritage, education, Europe, Genocide, German city, historical sites, History, Holocaust victims, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewish community, memorial, memorials, Nazi regime, persecution, Remembrance, Stumbling stones, Tragedy, world war II

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we uproot stumbling stones commemorating holocaust victims in german city!!! why u ask? cuz we gotz a quest where u gotta save da stones from evil zombies tryna destroy dem!!! u gotta build defenses, fight off mobs, and protect da stones at all costs!!! plus, we gotz a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot!!! join now for a wild and crazy adventure like no other!!! #savethestones #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Build C3PO in Minecraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, BUILD, C3po, futuristic, humanoid robot, innovation, Minecraft, robotics, robotics advancements, robotics applications, robotics capabilities, robotics design, robotics development, robotics engineering, robotics industry, robotics programming, robotics research, robotics technology, Sci Fi, Star Wars, Technology

yo, imagine this: on our server, we got the craziest redstone geniuses who could legit build a freakin’ C3PO from Star Wars. like, who needs real life when you can have a robot buddy in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the mad scientist crew who’s gonna take over the world with our epic creations. plus, we got a secret underground lair where we plot world domination while eating pizza and watching cat videos. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure, join now and let’s rule the Minecraft universe together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	286	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Farms Harvested:	137
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Farms Harvested:	383
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and netanyahu as our admins, they speak in the chat and make epic announcements like “israel vows lethal retaliation against iran” but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight like a true warrior and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. plus, our secret underground base is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mirror Maze Mania

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LOL come join dis server where all da mirrors be used cuz we be lookin fly af all da time! U wanna see urself in a mirror dat someone else already seen? well dis da place for u! We got mirrors for days, yo! Join now and see ur reflection in a whole new way! Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4204
Love Letters Sent:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

World of Wackiness RP – The Server Where Everything is Broken But Hilarious!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Races and Factions
The Imeris Entente 👑
The Wildchoir 🌳

Cities
Azuverde 🏝️
Hythe 🏰

The World 🗺️
An enormous custom map, populated with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes dotted with strange ruins and interesting vistas.

Role-Playing 🎭
As a roleplay server, you will be playing a character of your own design! Pick from our various races and classes.

How To Join:

Join our Discord server here, or via the join tab of our website. Information on each of the races can be found there as well!

Read our Rules

Fill in our short application

Get Whitelisted, then download the modpack and resource pack

Play!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the BWRP Minecraft server about?	The server is a role-playing server utilizing the Mod Figura where players form characters and tell immersive stories in the world of Nebelloren.
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server or visit the website and follow the steps to fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the necessary mods.
Are there specific rules for playing on the server?	Yes, you can read the rules on the website to understand the guidelines for behavior and interaction on the server.
What races and factions are available in the game?	There are two main factions, The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir, each made up of different races such as Dwarves, Elves, Humans, Orcs, Halflings, and more.
What cities can players explore in Nebelloren?	There are two main cities, Azuverde and Hythe, each with its own unique characteristics and cultures.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Work Ethic Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where players have the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta! Imagine mining for diamonds with the determination of a Saiyan warrior, or building epic structures with the power of Super Saiyan strength.

Join us and witness epic battles between players as they unleash their inner Saiyan powers to conquer the land. You’ll never know what crazy power-ups or transformations you might unlock while exploring our server.

So come join us and see just how strong you can become with the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Saiyan master of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	3689	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3929
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	169
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GrossButYum SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	327622
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	51

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4