Sayonara, Old Sayings! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchantments Applied:	79
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	136700
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2791	Towns Built:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Mines Excavated:	1434
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7809
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	900370
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	763
Zombie Dances:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ores Mined:	7298
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Meteorites Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.